Saturday, September 12, 2009

Laughter is the best medicine!

"Like 'Murphy's Law' here are some funny 'laws' that are all too true....
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers:
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Results:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Shopping:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Law of Marketing:
As soon as you find a product you like, they will stop making it."

-Quote from: Women in Motion-
Volume 7 - # 9
September 2009


Lauren said...

How funny and painfully true! I will definitely be sharing this with my family!

Susan said...

Good Morning Blair,

Laughter is the best medicine and these "funny laws" made me laugh!
Thank you for sharing.


Mrs. Susan Disharoon

Tracy said...

These were cute, Blair! Thanks for the laugh!

pfarmwife said...

Miss Blair Brown,

I was glad to find your blog! I think of you often. Our dear friend came up with this one: when you are trying to do something while driving (like putting up your hair, applying make-up), every traffic signal will be green!

Mrs. Hunter

KLowery said...

Funny! Needed to laugh!

Miss Rebekah Ann S. said...

Very funny, and oh so true! Thanks for sharing this, Blair-you definitely brought a smile to my face. :)

Have a blessed Lord's Day tomorrow!