"Like 'Murphy's Law' here are some funny 'laws' that are all too true....
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers:
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of Results:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Shopping:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Law of Marketing:
As soon as you find a product you like, they will stop making it."
-Quote from: Women in Motion-
Volume 7 - # 9
September 2009
